unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

fuckingsession:

All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

Quick message

themaskofmoriarty:

my—minds—shipwrecked:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

captainjaymerica:

If you see something somewhere online that tells you to mix ammonia and bleach, do not do it.

Agreed. My god sister did it once when she was really young not knowing, and it almost killed her family. that…

twowhovianhearts:

tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

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wildniam:

[billy ray cyrus from afar] DANG FLABBIT MILEY