"I AM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE ANYMORE."
- A novel by me. (via june-niocosu)

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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moriarteacups:

all i did this year was get more gay

    Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
    Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

liftedandgiftedd:

every girl deserves orgasms and pizza

angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

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virginx:

i  want to be wanted. i want to matter. i want to know i’m not as worthless as i feel. i just want to feel important to someone.